10 things..

1. I hate the way you talk to me, and the way you cut your hair.

2. I hate the way you drive my car.

3. I hate it when you stare.

4. I hate your big dumb combat boots, and the way you read my mind.

5. I hate you so much it makes me sick; it even makes me rhyme.

6. I hate the way you’re always right.

7. I hate it when you lie.

8. I hate it when you make me laugh, even worse when you make me cry.

9. I hate it when you’re not around, and the fact that you didn’t call.

10. But mostly I hate the way I don’t hate you. Not even close, not even a little bit, not even at all.